A post-season fantasy flow

First on the choppin' block I'm starting with Mickey, Big Ben's dick in his mouth and he givin Bettis a hickey. Funny yo team name is The Count, one hand can tell yo 2008 sex amount.
Movin down the line Nick your up now, where you come from you worship the cow. Unstrap your bomb and turn in Osama, here's yo next mission assassinate Obama. Stay out the gym and stop with the roids, bald spots be leavin hairless voids.
Let me stick with the bald guys A-T About Face!, thank God you made it in the league or I'd be last place. This is a belated birthday wish sorry it's late, it's Christmas dance time is Carissa your date?
I'll move to the guys with some hair, I'll start with the most queer. Schmee how are you still with Jenn, your closet must be locked and you filled it with men. Metro my ass you a full blown homo, you jealous of Simpson now that she blowin Romo.
Marty, Craig, Monte whatever your name be is, one more vagina for life your wifey Liz. First one to make the big plunge, white tees and tattered jeans yo style is grunge.
Elliott your next down the aisle, can't see Flav in the dark tell her to smile. How do you stay so pasty in the Sunshine State, gone fishin using green card bait.
Stayin in the Dirty Souff home of the Braves, Dis down there you the black mans slave. Uncle Vinny call he wants his third chin back, by the way when you last see yo ball sack? Extra cheese count the pepperoni, the rest of were stallions you just a pony.
On the topic of big boys Lotus step to the plate, never missed a meal not even late. Yo semen must be potent like Kryptonite, XXL too small be fittin skin tight. Did you end with Amy bc you cant see, always got gook eyes from too much tree.
The next one up will throw 5 on the blunt, Commish Spis with a dick so small you can only bunt. Always had gum cuz Hafield had a nasty vagine, can't remember those days from too much green
Last but not least BG take the mic out yo butt, Purple Pride ooze down your back from bein the team slut. Moved back from the Big Apple back to the Ville, the teams semen on your chin look like an oil spill.