Weekly Poop Texts

Mike:

New employee makin a daily crime scene, less accurate than my mornin wall lean, prewipn da seat wit a thin tp sheet, all just because i need to let off this heat

Balls pushd down on my taint, bout to call up tony n flip a quarter of porter paint, nuke missles, scrapin my walls like a brush wit no bristles

Poo Vs. Pee racin to da water in a hurry. Lookin like David-son, tan skin big ears like stephen curry, hit ya wit a top 5 this gettin blurry

Prez may be black but i be twistn up phrases like vana white, got no resemblence to lips but an afghana might, hollerin at schmitts sis to come get dis banana bite

Dave:

Brown splatta dat be fecal matta, crowd chantin hey batta batta. Swing like a homer off of arods bat, my shit be a record settin steroid scat. Clearin da fences get out the tape measure, yo shit give u pains mine gives me pleasure. Gastric release of some brown rockets, my shit huge your just polly pockets